30 Spooktacular Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
There are dad jokes, there are corny jokes, and then there are kid jokes. And I know what you're thinking - what the heck is this post doing on theCityMoms blog? Well truth be told, through all our extensive research of what posts to publish, "funny Halloween knock-knock jokes" ranked really high (no, I'm not kidding!). So to cater to the audience who'd love these most - i.e. kids! - we decided to bend our funny bone a little, get in the Halloween spirit, and write a few funny Halloween jokes we knew they'd love… When you hear them for the hundredth time, just know you have our permission to dig into a whole bag of candy to mask the horror.
Here are 30 (maybe funny?) Halloween knock knock jokes that hopefully will delight kids of all ages.
30 Funny Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids...
1.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think Halloween will be here?
2.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Purr.
Purr who?
Purr-haps it's a black cat looking for some treats! 😺
3.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you find your way out of the haunted house?
4.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for Halloween! Let’s go trick-or-treating!
5.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween, don't you?
6.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, let’s go trick-or-treating!
7.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of these costumes do you like best?
8.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you doing under the full moon?
9.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Horse.
Horse who?
Horse you glad it’s not the Headless Horseman?
10.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy says it's time for candy!
11.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bats.
Bats who?
Bats about time we went trick-or-treating!
12.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
I’m goblin' up all the treats tonight!
13.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way to the party? I ordered broom service!
14.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ghouls.
Ghouls who?
Ghouls just want to have fun!
15.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broom, broom, it’s time to fly to Halloween!
Here's a related post of more spooky fun:
More Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids...
A few ghost jokes...
16.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dontcha.
Dontcha who?
Dontcha you know a ghost's favorite dessert is ice scream?
17.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to show you how to have fun on Halloween!
18.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice scream every time I see a ghost!
A few vampire jokes...
19.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dracula.
Dracula who?
Dracula’s here to make a deposit... at the blood bank!
20.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for the Halloween treats!
21.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Getyur.
Getyur who?
It’s time to getyur fangs ready for Halloween!
22.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bite.
Bite who?
Bite me, it’s a vampire’s favorite holiday—Happy Halloween!
23.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Count.
Count who?
Count Dracula... and I’m counting on you to let me in!
A few skeleton jokes:
24.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Spare.
Spare who?
Spare ribs—perfect for a hungry skeleton on Halloween!
25.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana skeleton run! They’re coming after me!
26.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton key! Let me in, it’s Halloween!
Here's another related post you'll love:
Spooky Season Adventures: Haunted Hayrides in Indiana (some the whole family will love)
More Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids...
27.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice and everything nice—let’s celebrate Halloween!
28.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just Halloween!
29.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little.
Little who?
Little Boo wants to go trick-or-treating with you!
30.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Earl.
Earl who?
The Earl-y bird catches the spooky worm on Halloween!
